Post by xXx Kid_Rock xXx on Mar 12, 2003 11:57:37 GMT -5
[glow=red,2,300]The evil powers of Minax dominate the land, and all other factions are scattered throughout sosaria, wandering witlessly in the wilderness.[/glow]
Cast :-
-Kid Rock (the hero)
-Mephiston, Chandarian, Roland Ridgeback, Lunitz (the hero's trusty companions)
-Elric, Darkman, Steve Brown, Klan, Sly Rubies, Alice McField (the rivals)
-GM Darkness (the villain)
-ActualFantasy (the fool)
-X Lord X + Light (the king and queen)
Act 1, Scene 1
D13 town, in a forest east of yew, inside Kid Rock's tower
-Kid Rock
-Mephiston
-Roland Ridgeback
Narrator : 'Our heros are bored; lack of challange has left them to their own wicked ways for too long, and now they seek a new thrill. Battleing the very forces which so strictly govern the world seems to be the only way in which our heros can f**k shit up '
Kid Rock - 'wtf r u 2 losers doing in my house, i'm just here to restock then i'm going to hunt dragons for scales'
Mephiston - 'Are you nothing, you wonderful lil' guy I'll praise for the rest of my daysed piece of Scottish shit. Chand and Lun have a plan they told me on irc, we've to wait here'
Kid Rock - 'wtf?'
Roland - 'we're stealing a sigil, PERMA, and we're keeping it in your shitty tower coz let's face it - who the f**k would want to look for it here?'
Kid Rock - 'No way u losers, I always get in trouble with that wanker GM Darkness because of the stupid shit you two and the wonderful lil' guy I'll praise for the rest of my daysed swedes do. Not this time tho, no f**kin way'
Mephiston - 'Is NPNPNP, we've got PKs unassisted macroing in chand's tower next door - they GM's will look there and miss what's under their nose! the dumb f**ks!'
Roland - 'Yeah, haggis muncher Ahh, anyway no time to discuss this in a commitee, here's chand and lun - and they're chasing AF!'
Kid - 'But....'
Enter ActualFantasy, closely followed by Chandarian and Lunitz
ActualFantasy - 'Oh poo poo! My stupid ethy is out of stamina!'
Chandarian + Lunitz - 'Vas ort Flam''Kal Vas Flam'
ActualFantasy - 'Ooo OoOO OoOoOO'
Chandarian - 'haha loser, that'll teach you for being in a shitty faction with no towns.'
Lunitz - 'I laik Is the sigil on his corpse?'
Chandarian - 'rofl perfect. now the GMs will think it was the Honourable Clown that griefed factions'
All - 'hohohohoho. rofl'
Chandarian - 'Ok Kid, come over here and pick up this sigil'
Kid Rock - 'but then the GMs will think it was me that griefed factions!'
All - 'hohohohoho. rofl'
Kid Rock - (mutters)' Grr, it's always the f**kin same'
*Kid Rock picks up the sigil*
Mephiston - 'quick, put it in your house then we gate into brit, minax are raiding there. All the n00bs in minax will be our allabys coz they think it's so r33+ to be seen with us'
Lunitz - 'Vas rel Por'
Exit all
Act 1, Scene 2
The City of Britain, during a raid of TB's paralysing home defence troops
-Kid Rock
-Chandarian
-Lunitz
-Steve Brown
-GM Darkness
-Assorted Minax and TB footsoldiers
Chandarian - 'wtf did meph and rollie go?'
Kid - 'meph's logged to eat a fry up, and rollie's gone out IRL to a gay club'
Lunitz - 'f*gs'
Chandarian - 'enough talk. Blend in now, and we'll never be caught by the GMS, they'll have no idea we're here....'
*commence l33t townfighting*
Narrator - 'Little do our heros know, but the eternally rigid Commanding Lord of the True Brittanians, has already placed a help request to the GMs regarding 1 missing Britain Sigil....'
Enter GM Darkness with Steve Brown
*our heros cast a plethora of offensive spells onto Steve Brown's all too orange health bar, but alas, no damage is done*
GM Darkness - 'D13 f*gs! Surrender the Sigil or face my wrath!
Lunitz - 'fu'
GM Darkness -'I shall deal with you later Lunitz, however i realise this foul plot could only have been dreamed up by an evil genius. An Evil genius like YOU CHANDARIAN!
Chandarian - 'wtf? How can it be evil if it's all in good fun? And anyway, it was kid '
Kid - 'WTF!'
GM Darkness - 'SILENCE! All 3 of you will accompany me to *drum roll* - TRAMMEL!
Act 1, Scene 3
A jail cell. Trammel
-GM Darkness
-Kid Rock
-Chandarian
-Lunitz
-Roland
-ActualFantasy
Narrator - 'GM Darkness believes himself to be the greatest detective who has ever graced the world of sosaria, and so presumes he shall have the sigil back within seconds'
GM Darkness - 'I'm gonna tell you punks straight. I'm sick of all this griefing bullshit, it's about time you started behaving in exactly the way WE want you to, and stopping all this independant thought.
There's going to be no '72 hour bans' for you jerkoffs this time, no more warnings!
Chandarian - 'fu. We did nothing wrong, and even if we did, hoho, you couldn't prove it coz there was NO witnesses!'
enter AF and Roland
Actual Fantasy - 'I seen the whole thing Mr GM Darkness sir! I would be oh so happy to tell you Exactly what these lamers did! What is Roland doing here?'
GM Darkness - 'As a matter of pure coincidence, i have just placed Roland under arrest for making use of the word 'black personkiller' in-game. In fact, he repeated it 728 times starting precisely 10 seconds after I arrested the other 3. Pure coincidence'
Roland - 'HAHAHA SUCKERS! What with your 'party system' and your message crystals; you wonderful lil' guy I'll praise for the rest of my daysED GMs have forgotten we had the power of ICQ!'
*AF and GM Darkness are stunned*
Roland - 'Chand ICQd me and told me to come up with a plan, and you Darkness fell for it like the dickwad you are. Loser. Only a total jerkoff would have thought it was COINCIDENCE i typed all those profanitys in haven!
Now AF, i'd think twice about spilling the beans if I were you, otherwise the whole of UOwar will be told the REAL TRUTH about you and ELRIC! mwahaha!'
AF - 'You wouldn't dare?'
Roland - 'I f**king would you arsehole. Try me.'
GM Darkness - 'Right. ENOUGH OF THIS N00b CRAP. AF you are a whining little jerkoff, and i'm sick of the sight of you. Besides, limited server technology only allows me 5 people in my dungeon, and i need space for that cock mephiston. Begone ball licker!
Exit AF. Enter Mephiston
Mephiston - 'WTF, I was about to put the last hit on a 15 POINTER! Why the hell am I here? i didn't do nuthing'
GM Darkness - 'I have devised a method to get you lamers to talk, and i need all 5 of you here for it. HAHAHAHA, I shall find that sigil, and the proof to perma ban all you f**ks this time!
GM Darkness clicks his fingers and there's a blinding flash of light. As their vision returns, our heros find themselves feeling slightly dizzy, and more than a little confused.
Exit Kid Rock, Chandarian, Mephiston, Lunitz, Roland.
Enter Steve, Nima, James, Lars, Jamie.
James - 'WTF, this is RL!'
Steve - 'haha, you're fat as f**k james!'
James - 'fu scottish TARD. I'm dietting '
Nima - 'ah ffs, stop acting like cocks'
James - 'he f**king started it'
Lars - 'i don't care, half as much as i care about the IRL DRAGON that's in this jail cell with us!'
All - 'FUUUUUUCKKK'
Voice of GM Darkness - 'OK f**ktards! Try to escape from this one without your instalog! MWahahshahahshshahshsah
[End of Act 1]